Hy guys!!
It's the weekend again. It's that time of the week when you will wear big polo and flip-flop in a man's kitchen cooking rice and stew...
A side chick is hustling to become the main chick, while the main chick is hustling to maintain her position… E no easy ooo
The competition is not for the weak, the battle is not for the swift. If you are a side chick I hail you ooo, E no easy, they nearly broke someone's head in my compound today🤫
Don't say I told you oo, but it'll be selfish of me not to share this gist, who no like gist, make em go sleep😂
Aunty came on Friday, you needed to hear her laughter and how she was enjoying another person's man that night… This morning, I peeped from my window and saw all this lovey-dovey play as to pepper me wey no get where to go for weekend 😏, sha na today this single life pain me.
In the late hours of the morning, omor my nose was bleeding due to the aroma from that house,e remain small make I go knock with plate; Abeg na single I single I no kill person, make una gimme food make I chop small…
While contemplating If I should go or not, I heard heavy bangs on their door, as Amebo wey I be, I peeped, and guess what I saw?😱
You guessed right😁, another polished aunty was at the door and fuming with anger…
Omor I just knew, there's fire on the mountain, I started praying for the Huncle ooo, abeg make nothing do am, na him dey help us pump water when nepa craze….
Okay, guys, it seems like this fire polished aunty came with is going to burn down our compound and if that happens, I no get where to sleep and I am not ready to sleep under the bridge. A stitch in time saves nine, let me be the fire service and go and calm the situation.
Abeg pray for me make I no receive transfer of aggression cos e no go niceeee.
It's the weekend again. It's that time of the week when you will wear big polo and flip-flop in a man's kitchen cooking rice and stew...
A side chick is hustling to become the main chick, while the main chick is hustling to maintain her position… E no easy ooo
The competition is not for the weak, the battle is not for the swift. If you are a side chick I hail you ooo, E no easy, they nearly broke someone's head in my compound today🤫
Don't say I told you oo, but it'll be selfish of me not to share this gist, who no like gist, make em go sleep😂
Aunty came on Friday, you needed to hear her laughter and how she was enjoying another person's man that night… This morning, I peeped from my window and saw all this lovey-dovey play as to pepper me wey no get where to go for weekend 😏, sha na today this single life pain me.
In the late hours of the morning, omor my nose was bleeding due to the aroma from that house,e remain small make I go knock with plate; Abeg na single I single I no kill person, make una gimme food make I chop small…
While contemplating If I should go or not, I heard heavy bangs on their door, as Amebo wey I be, I peeped, and guess what I saw?😱
You guessed right😁, another polished aunty was at the door and fuming with anger…
Omor I just knew, there's fire on the mountain, I started praying for the Huncle ooo, abeg make nothing do am, na him dey help us pump water when nepa craze….
Okay, guys, it seems like this fire polished aunty came with is going to burn down our compound and if that happens, I no get where to sleep and I am not ready to sleep under the bridge. A stitch in time saves nine, let me be the fire service and go and calm the situation.
Abeg pray for me make I no receive transfer of aggression cos e no go niceeee.
